Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.