Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None