Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.