Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.