Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

he was totally drinking it before it was cool.