What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What the band's name?

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half