What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.