What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

Irish Man Jokes More Irish Man Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.