What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture