What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture