What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage