What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up