How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.