Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

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