What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

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Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.