What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.