What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.