What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.