What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!