A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Throw me a frickin bone here.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
They're afraid of catching fire!
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Camembert!
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
the Leafs are out!
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
Stopping it with a shovel
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.