What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.