What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"