Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.