Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.