What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA