What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...