What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.