Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost