Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.