Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.