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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Han shot first.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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He was always high! (I'm sorry)
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Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Booooooo, Booooooo
Because they are disappointed in you...
Because they always steal doubloons
Doubloons.
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This is my last resort.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
They don't tell you
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Aloha Snackbar!
To pick up some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
Traitor Joe's.
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
