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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Han shot first.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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He was always high! (I'm sorry)
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Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
They're used to disappointment.
Not being from Detroit.
You can drop her off anywhere
Phillip
It must be heredditory.
Because you already read-it.
Because they can't elope.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
Nothing they are both Thor.
I aint no Valhalla back girl."
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
