When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Previous Random Joke Next

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Series Jokes More Series Jokes

What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?

A: Successive approximations.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.