What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."