Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
I told her that drinks were on the house
A ladder.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Age
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
The lightbulb works fine...
Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Procrasturbation.
They want to look like their mothers.
Because it's baby food.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
A Freudian slip
