Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
All of them.
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
Lets go play on our bikes.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Your mother!
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
He made a Freudian slip
A Freudian Slip.