Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
A ladder in her stocking !
A ladder.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
They're writing their last will and testament.
He was holding up a bank.
It doesn't matter.
A reptile dysfunction.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
None, political idealists can't change anything.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
You pull the trigger again.
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
