Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.