July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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Hillary.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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She kept running away from the ball

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt