A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
because the heart attack got him first.
The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
