What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"