What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

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What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"