The Spanish Inquisition.
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Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
That rig a Tonys.
to keep their foreskins from creeping up.
Billable vowels.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
a salad-manager
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Anytiiiiiiiiiime
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
The defendant
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!