Spanish Inquisition Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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They keep drawing !

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Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Schooner than later.

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