What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !