Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Imperial Jokes More Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!