Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.