Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Imperial Jokes More Imperial Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.