What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE