What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens