What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."