What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.