Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks