Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world