x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
A 'buff'alo
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
They weren't invented yet.
Patti O'Furniture
In his prostatoe.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
On the rocks
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
