How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world