How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.