What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world