What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.