What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Northern Lights Jokes More Northern Lights Jokes

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.