Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

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The loser was 'thore'"

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

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Somebody had an idea.

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.