Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.