What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.