What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.