What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.