What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)