What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the native american hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.