What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.