American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

American Jokes More American Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..