Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi