Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)