How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.