What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.