Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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They're both black smiths

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You follow the Fresh Prince

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

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What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.