What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

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What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals