Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.