What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.