What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

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What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe