Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot