Bind Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard