Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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